With that, Lewis Hamilton joins MI5 so he can speed everywhere. No one told him it doesn't apply to pit lanes.

Yellow is the Corvette racing official color.

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Its more an artisan kind of baking...

If only there was a key fob warning system to let you know when that truck you left unattended was ready to come out of the oven.

That's okay, we brought our own.

"(GM) is urging owners not to leave trucks unattended while idling."

There are no torches here, only Torchinskys.

I tried to get Automatch to do it, but he was like, 'LOLOLOLO EFF DAT SHIZ' :(

yeah, I can use a couple torches, I been running low lately. do you have some Tar and Feathers i can borrow too?

I could use one yeah.

Here's the 'complication' the dealer is facing. They think they they should end up with more of this by the time the deal is done, not less.

This is where the Jalopnik community wages war on the dealership until they make right with these people.

I hope this dealer gets reamed. Hard.

Is their own insurance going to cover this? Will their premiums go up?

Honestly, the dealer should be replacing this with a brand new car at $0 cost and let them continue paying whatever they owed. They hired that employee, they should take responsibility for his actions during the work day.

"I almost think it's extortion," the general manager told me. "I don't think any sane person would turn down [this deal.]" He later concluded, "I almost think they're as bad as the guy who stole the car."

Our car who art in heaven Chevrolet be thy name The car is gone The ZL1 is done On earth as it is in heaven Give us this day our daily reimbursement And delivery us a New ZL1 As we would do had we tottaled someone else's And lead it not into another telephone pole But deliver us from this evil dealership For thine is…