I guess you're supposed to just sit around contemplating what a burden you are to the taxpayers, which was about $104 a day in my case, if you're curious.

That's... pretty awesome, actually.

Are you guys still looking for a name for the mascot car at the page opener? Because Dipstick sounds pretty neat :p

It was nice knowing you guys. I'll pour one out after the inevitable hollywood-esque outbreak turns America into a barren wasteland.

"Babes"

Yeah, proportions look all wonky... there's absolutely no way to improve the design of early 911s, they're just too beautiful as they are.

It's not really a used car, but here's mein:

Perfection in a gif!

Really, you americans get caught up on the stupidest details. Nothing's stopping me from burning pirate CDs and selling them, for example, not even people going "OMG you still use Realplayer!"

It is a POS, isn't it? Too confusing for anything that's not automated, which is why I use it to rip CDs and nothing else. Is Winamp still going, BTW? I'd heard they'd pulled the plug on that program a decade ago...

Aww Yiss!

If you have any old computer with RealPlayer installed, all you have to do is insert a CD into the drive, and RealPlayer will automatically rip, name, number and organize it for you. I have over a hundred CDs saved on my HD which were later copied to at least three different portable devices.

So, basically, they're hung up on a technicallity found in the owner's manuals of Ford and GM vehicles stating that the primary function of the Jukebox and HDD is to copy music? Man, I wish GM and Ford woudl take up this legalese bullshit and rip the AARC a new one, and I'm not talking about a CD.

Exactly! I've used Real Player to back up my CDs for ages because it automates everything, from ripping to organizing, and there's nothing stopping me from sharing the hundreds of records I have on HD with the world.

You know what else you can use to pirate music? A band. Let's sue bands!

If I didn't have an ultimate avatar already, this would so be it!

Police chases were actually pretty common in Brazil during the 70's, the decade of bank heists, but ever since then, arresting perps later on is how they've worked. It works, mostly, but at the same time it carries an ungodly amount of paperwork so the cops can know where you are and what you're doing and where you're…

You can actually hear him talking about the whole incident with the truck and the beer bottle at the start of the video. That is a shitty situation though, getting your car clobbered by some idiot who can't even drive straight...