Man, some people just can't get over themselves... Seriously, all of this just because he wasn't accepted by "the popular kids"? Or because he was in college and still a virgin? This kid wasn't even mature enough to completely understand the concept of a girlfriend and yet he felt like he was entitled to one, and a…

Done. Changed my PayPal password as well, good luck guessing my new one, even I can't remember them anymore.

To be frank, one doesn't become an EV advocate without losing their shit over a lot of trivial stuff. And I mean a lot.

This is just too perfect... I'm dying here!

So, Patrick, have you decided on a nickname for your pullitzer yet? I'm dead serious, Jalopnik's take on this whole Supereplicas fiasco is award worthy! You guys rock!

Holy shit, I gotta play this!

Nothing beats the Character Editor in Dark Souls, though

Agreed about the First Person part, it's the Shooter that I always thought could be toned down a bit, and I'm not talking about the violence, but rather how you interact with the world. Even though I'm pretty familiar with all three titles, I haven't really played any of them, so excuse me if I'm talking out of my ass…

At least they're consistent. Last time I tried to teach women how to masturbate at an Apple store, they called the cops on me. Prudes.

Interesting point... I don't really put a lot of thought into what kind of character I'm playing because, more often than not, I just play as "myself", and not an idealized version of myself either, but a regular, everyday guy. Yeah, I'm probably the most boring person in the world, but I think that, as I tend to…

Sweet link, thanks! Now I need a PC23 in 1/64 scale for my collection, just for its story alone

I actually really like the 370Z and this is definitely the best it's ever looked, but no performance upgrades? On a NISMO? Not sure if like...

My dad has a similar vomit story, about the very first car he bought new nonetheless. It was 1988 and he'd just purchased a brand new, white, Chevrolet Monza Classic, GM's top of the line model in Brazil back then (rebadged Opel Ascona. Brazil was going through some shit). Because it was the 80's, he had to go to…

I don't think I've ever been through any. Police is mail based in Brazil, if you get stopped, it's probably a DUI checkpoint or robbers impersonating cops

I have Oppo stickers on mine. Go ahead, steal it, see what happens.

Let me echo pretty much everyone's feelings here in saying this is one of the coolest stories I read all week!

A cigarette sponsorship of a racing team does not immediately mean that you need to start smoking. You are still allowed to think for yourself. See, you have a brain which allows you to have independent thought. You don't need to be part of a collective that sees a cigarette sponsorship and then goes off and smokes…

Didn't Honda squeeze some Japanese drivers into teams as a requirement to supply the engines as well? I remember reading something to that effect somewhere, but chalked it up to just a myth.

Mustang iThrust Ecobeast Ultraturbo Overboost!

Personally, I like SVO 2.3T or SVO 2.3 Turbo. I don't see why they would have to go with "european" nomenclature just because the Mustang is a supposedly world car now. People will still buy the Mustang because of its americanness, I guarantee.