Gwen clearly has the superior lineup here, and for one big reason: sustainability. Pizza, egg rolls, and tikka masala are all good enough choices that they require no explanation. Subs and tacos fall into a similar category as crowd-pleasing food staples: grains, meat, veggies and sauce is an indispensable…

the idea that you think only stand-ups understand the (poorly executed) theme is probably way funnier than your set.

As someone who spent the better part of an hour last night fighting the second Corrupted Monk, that video up there is like getting spit in the eye.

As someone who loved Ninja Gaiden as a boy, this has quickly become one of my favorite From games, partially due to the fact that I think I might actually be good at this one.

A different Asian twist on the bloody (Caesar or otherwise) that I tried once was replacing the horseradish with wasabi and the vodka for sake (I think, it was years ago at some random breakfast spot on a road trip). Also delicious!

What a story, excellent read. Thank you for your opinion, sir.

Fair enough. He did specifically say nominees, even if internally I read “how did this win.” The most infuriating part of this is that we have to talk about this movie at all, let alone as an Oscar winner. Anyway, I relent.

Yeah someone already corrected me without being a dick about it. The members of those branches/guilds vote on nominees, everybody in the Academy votes on who wins. So no, still not exactly how that works, but I wasn’t 100% accurate either. No reason to get your ass all chafed though.

Hmm, I guess I didn’t realize that. Thanks for the clarification!

No, that’s not how it works. That’s why the individual guilds have their own awards.

I think the deli is Barney Greengrass’.

As a lifelong fan (read: addict) of fast food, I only recently tried a Crunchwrap Supreme and sweet god of ground beef was I pleased. Only an architect could have devised such an ingenious construction, a testament to the bastardization of culture and cuisine, and I am here for it. The McGriddle as well is a feat of…

So basically take the first act from Disney’s Hercules and make it gritty. I can fuck with it.

Please, gods of stealth and espionage, give us a remaster of Chaos Theory.

“I preferred ‘A Quiet Place.’”

Honestly, I like most of Danny Boyle’s stuff, but this sounds like the dumbest fucking premise I have ever heard. It’s like he ripped it from a r/writing prompt.

Emily writes terrible reviews, mostly complaining about how the shows aren’t doing what she wants them to do. Anyone who followed along with her through Castle Rock knows what I’m talking about.

“I quite liked A Star is Born” and “The Favourite is one I’d definitely skip” are really the only things you need to say. From there on we can ignore literally any opinion you have. Although Green Book not being about race relations is a hilarious take.

If you didn’t like the first 40 then you didn’t make a mistake, you just have horrible taste.

Don’t want to see The Favourite? Damn, guess you’re going to miss the best movie of the year.