hello I would like to apply for the job where you copy and paste someone else’s work and get payed for it please

as a white person I do not cosign this.

AIDS!

hell yeah dude following your dreams is for suckers

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Imagine being so under the spell of your own bullshit that you can’t empathize with another person doing their job, let alone when that job is empathizing with another (often fictional) person.

Man, I will never understand how people can feel justified in being indignant about not knowing what they’re talk about.

My man talks about trying too hard, then writes half an essay about an article he doesn’t like recapping a show he doesn’t like. What a loser.

“I’m a Hilary stan and are mad that these boys are mean to my ilk. Please don’t call me on it.” Enjoy the end of days, you poor DNC shill.

“This album is over-long and not very good, but I’m a Drake stan so B-.”

Mayday has it 100% here. Centering a game on “happy” characters as your protagonists is downright idiotic if you’re trying to achieve any interesting conflict, especially in the narrative of an interactive medium like video games. Conflating yourself and characters with whom you identify from fiction, and then…

I was at the Ace for that event. Throughout Lynch was his normal magical-grandpa self that he’s become in his old age. But this question, and the pause he took before declaring there were “disturbances,” was a haunting reminder that Lynch operates on a whole-nother wave length than we do. Also the moderator’s…

Hot take: Nasir is very good. Nas’ verses weren’t the best of his career (strong exception with “Cops Shot the Kid”) but Kanye’s production was wall-to-wall phenomenal. I just don’t understand the hate for this album.

What an incredible waste of time this was. It’s almost as if you didn’t do anything journalistic at either CDPR demo, like asking the developers any of these questions, or researching fantasy further than LotR. The CDPR reps at the demo spoke on a lot of the thematic concerns this “article” brings up with most of the…

The article is a little disingenuous. I’m from Maine and moved to LA, and Allagash’s White in particular is still readily available here in tons of bars and well-stocked liquor stores.

WhySoCicero fucking gets it. Regardless of one single person (on a huge team) having shitty ideologies, if you thought a game that even grasps at Late Middle Ages realism is going to come anywhere near modern political correctness, you only have yourself to blame. I totally understand having a conversation about…

Luke Palmer is also one of the creators of the 2 Kawaii 4 Comfort web series you guys have featured!

Did you write fanfiction about people who play a videogame? Like, a video game that exists in real life? For nine chapters? As a review for that game?

Unrelated, is Kotaku hiring?

Actually Luke, there’s still one more episode to be released!

How do you get picked to write this little blurb when you haven’t played some of the most popular open world games of the last 5 years? Why can I not get a writing job? Sigh. Sorry.