It looks like he’s in the process of forming a Mickey Rourke tribute band.

He acquired them somewhere.

To be fair to Pacman, if i had been in an unending war with the undead since 1980, i would be pissed off as well.

The Bengals are the Cleveland Browns of the playoffs

I hope that rapist gets in another motorcycle accident and this time please let it be fatal

That was the saddest game in NFL history.

Cheer up, Ohio. You get to pick the next president.

Normally, when I read “hair pull,” “buttcatch,” and “Roethlisberger,” I assume I’m reading a police report.

Now I just really want to know what Miko’s parents taught her about the bees.

Miko....That’s....That’s not how birds work at all.

Hopefully by being visited by three Christmas spirits.

“They want the ball and they’re gonna score!”

15-0, FINALLY.

people like you are why i support 48th term abortion

My SUPER Italian grandfather used to always yell at me for not calling sauce “gravy.” I got the last laugh, though—he had a heart attack and died in his sleep.