Macme, maybe.

These people are ignorant beyond words. How is this going to bring down the government? Even if it did, do they want to replace said government with one that condones this sort of behavior? They’re just insane.

You know, I’ve actually been to this restaurant! The lobster roll is very good.

Let’s not act like Obama doesn’t know exactly what he’s doing. Okay? Let’s dispense with the notion that Obama doesn’t know what he’s doing. Obama knows what he’s doing. Some contend Obama doesn’t know exactly what he’s doing. They’re wrong. Obama knows what he’s doing. Algunos estan diciendo que Barack Obama no sabe…

The Puritan Backroom is also the name of my Salem Witch Hunt-themed gay sex dungeon.

That’s a pretty remarkable exchange.

You know, the only people who have it worse off than white people in this country are rich white people.

I could be Albert Einstein and they would discredit me as a horrible scientist. It doesn’t matter.

So...an Acme laptop.

“15 Horses that look like John Elway” was also a good read.

Sandra Merrit’s expression in the top photo is that of the Green Goblin, beaten yet again, by Spider-Man and whose hopelessly damaged Goblin Glider that he’s caught on, spins hopelessly out of control, screaming “YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAST OF MEEEE, SPIDER-MANNN!!!” Before the bomb detonates harmlessly high above the…

Lol! You’re oppressing my free speech! It’s my right to lie about people I don’t like!

Forgot one.

Even better, before they are going to blow themselves up in front of the public, they should test their device at home, just to make sure it’ll work properly when needed.

And for the first time ever, multitudes of women are blocked on dating apps by men.

I can’t tell if this is exactly was Steinem was saying or the exact opposite of what she was saying...

Blowing one’s dick up and getting sucked off an airplane probably isn’t as sexy as it sounds.

I always look forward to early summer when the first tender yeast sprouts go on sale at the farmer’s market.

Putting fake maple syrup in the fridge doesn’t make you a monster, Kevin - simply having it in the first place does.

You can’t be home and awake 24/7 to guard your shit with a loaded shotgun. That’s why people buy safes - not that it does them much good by the looks of it. :P