You know, I’ve actually been to this restaurant! The lobster roll is very good.

Let’s not act like Obama doesn’t know exactly what he’s doing. Okay? Let’s dispense with the notion that Obama doesn’t know what he’s doing. Obama knows what he’s doing. Some contend Obama doesn’t know exactly what he’s doing. They’re wrong. Obama knows what he’s doing. Algunos estan diciendo que Barack Obama no sabe…

The Puritan Backroom is also the name of my Salem Witch Hunt-themed gay sex dungeon.

That’s a pretty remarkable exchange.

You know, the only people who have it worse off than white people in this country are rich white people.

I could be Albert Einstein and they would discredit me as a horrible scientist. It doesn’t matter.

“15 Horses that look like John Elway” was also a good read.

Sandra Merrit’s expression in the top photo is that of the Green Goblin, beaten yet again, by Spider-Man and whose hopelessly damaged Goblin Glider that he’s caught on, spins hopelessly out of control, screaming “YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAST OF MEEEE, SPIDER-MANNN!!!” Before the bomb detonates harmlessly high above the…

Lol! You’re oppressing my free speech! It’s my right to lie about people I don’t like!

Forgot one.

And for the first time ever, multitudes of women are blocked on dating apps by men.

I can’t tell if this is exactly was Steinem was saying or the exact opposite of what she was saying...

I always look forward to early summer when the first tender yeast sprouts go on sale at the farmer’s market.

Putting fake maple syrup in the fridge doesn’t make you a monster, Kevin - simply having it in the first place does.

MRAs suck. This one gay academic MRA really sucks.

my main boo

Man, on the heels of B.o.B.’s bullshit earlier this week, it’s like everybody has to disagree with Newton.

Worked for Dick Cheney.

Bernie Sanders Makes Another Sweeping Proclamation With No Plan

They released it this year to kill Hillary’s chances (Michael Bay is a Conservative and he has a lot of pull with Paramount Studios because he makes the Transformers movies for them.) If it didn’t kill her in the primaries next month, it was supposed to kill her general election chances because it comes out on video…