For a failure, I manage to have 3x more games for my Wii U than my PS4.

I think MGSV got a LOT of slack in reviews and I don’t know why when plenty of reviewers crucify games for the same issues it had.

And he looked weird there, too!

Why play DOTA when you can play HOTS

Yep. Angry birds 2 came out recently. I'm currently playing it, and it's pretty good.

*sigh*

One dude stops waving before the bus is even fully passed. One dude couldn’t be bothered to put on a red shirt. One dude DIDN’T EVEN STAND UP OUT OF HIS CHAIR.

Ya - I don’t find it appealing at all either. It’s the result of taking all these disparate properties that disney has swallowed up and attempting to give them a unifying visual identity. So we wound up with this bland, inoffensive style that, in theory, works as well with classic disney 2d animated characters as it…

These all look like renders, not images of the physical figure. :/

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But Fast Racing Neo isn't F-Zero style, it's Wipeout style. As in, ships that steer from the back and weigh about 10,000 tons. Not good. We still need F-Zero UX and we need it soon

Looks like Miyamoto’s executive creative fellow powers are showing. I know the Wii U really needs games right now, but recognizing that your game needs more polish is something the industry sorely needs in this day and age. We’ve already seen too many rushed disasters even from the best of them, and Star Fox doesn’t…

Can we stop comparing things to Dark Souls?

Yes. YES. See, THIS is how you do super-hard Mario. You don’t overload a long level with instadeath. You don’t place five Lakitus above the screen and make the player stay Small Mario.

As much as TTK looks awesome, I don’t know if I can abide this arbitrary lockout for Y1 players. This is inexcusable, and I think, sets a bad precedent. I’m primarily a PVP player, and this just grinds my gears. It didn’t have to be this way, and is another vibrant display of Bungie and Activision’s tone-deafness.

Rather than Hearhstone, I figure we could give it a better moniker. Might I suggest “Madden the Gathering”?

I’m honestly kind of over the NFL. I’m secretly not even that excited for the season. Oh sure, I put on my jersey and pretend to have a happy face, but deep down I just feel indifferent about it and don’t really want to support these asshats anymore. Because they are all the assiest of hats. Every last one of them.

How do they keep winning? 6 Games against Buffalo, Miami and The NY Jets sure help.

Apple are so damn predictable that this comic from 2012 is making the rounds again for its prophetic qualities: