I’d criticize school staff for not seeing through the ruse, but in all fairness, nobody’s ever met a 30-year-old from South Sudan.

“Ecto Cooler ? Just water for me, thanks.” - Jonathan Toews

Just want to shout out Norm’s in the background. Open 24/7, best place in LA to get a steak and eggs special any time of day for $6.99. Mr Manziel should definitely take note. They have great employee discounts too.

You can even call me E if you’d prefer!

Perhaps you should try stepping out of Gaslamp and PB?

I visited Cincinnati last year and was expecting the worst. Actually a really cool place!

I’m not pissed off. I’m just drunk.

Bad opinion.

Mouthing “bang” while looking unimpressed is also how my son was conceived

Good enough reason to post this...

Not the first time Duncan’s left someone barely breathing.

His statement makes a lot more sense if you assume the transcription just missed the air quotes he put around “aspirin.”

Remember when Jordan missed that 3-pointer in 1992? God he sucked.

At the very least, they are doing God’s work in upsetting the usual NCAAW tournament chalk.

When beating Duke, celebration krzyld be kept to a minimum.

Man, she’s going to be really disappointed when she finds out how little time he spends in the pocket.

He's got huge....tracts of land...

of course Marc-Andre Fleury would consider this tactic silly; when he needs a stoppage in play, he usually just allows a soft goal.

the last time I heard about an eighth grader getting impaled by a piece of hardwood this bad was Penn St.