Yeah, but LaTroy Hawkins made his $47,462,500 at $14.00/hour.

Well, it’s right next to his number, so “1 week...” as in “1 Week Until Pitchers and Catchers Report” I presume?

Seattle Seahawks - Know when to run

Pretty ladies- Hold ‘em

You’ll never walk[out] alone.

Anchor Julie Stewart-Binks suggested he should dance for her.

After reading the advertisements, the linesman should have known to Dodge Wideman.

The major question, of course, is whether L.A. has enough apathy to support two teams rather than just one.

2003: BLAZERS HIT REEFER HARD

Tom had the greatest Twitter burn of all time:

Walker goes on to say that he made Phil Jackson stop the bus, at which point he invited Kobe to step outside with him.

A chance at a puppy based on being able to score on Montreal’s goaltending? Sounds like these kids took advantage of a Priceless opportunity.

Calm down there, Satan.

“How are conditions in Jersey right now, Mike?”

Giancarlo Stanton of the Florida Marlins and Larry Fitzgerald of the Phoenix Cardinals were unavailable for comment.

I can't wait for him to interview Chris Long of the St. Louis Rams next.