it's clearly not a banner deadline day.

Welcome back, Alex.

I would have expected him to be wearing a Red Sox cap, what with everyone getting B-headed.

I agree that it's really tough for Teravainen to replicate what Kane does, especially since he doesn't turn 21 until September.

Only bad things happen when Jerry Gergich is around.

I grew up in Washington D.C. and lived through two blizzards before going to college in Upstate New York where it would regularly snow two feet overnight and no one would bat an eyelash.

This is just part of Jeff Luhnow's latest scheme to acquire credible defensive SSs.

I doubt Stanton will ever admit it, but he's not only wearing this for safety. I think it's in his head.

homeless [hohm-lis]

You're an idiot.

Love to hear Chicago feeling sorry for itself as if they didn't just resign the WNBA's 2014 Sixth Woman of the Year Allie Quigley to the defending Eastern Conference champions, the Chicago Sky. For multiple years no less! Spoiled much?

Can't wait for Wiggins to come play for the Raptors.

Nailed it.

I'm surprised Jones said anything at all, she has built a reputation on being notoriously tight-lipped.

That last play was a shaka, brah.

I assume he was "up for whatever."

The goal.

Wrong sport, wrong city. Worst kind of sports' douche.

Penises. It makes them penises.

Good. I'm glad you liked it. Glad. You. Liked. It.