I can't blame the penguin for wanting to see a wild animal up close.

"I backed it up on Matt Stafford....get on my level cunts"

"Who needs a dispute for family ownership to be ugly?"
-Mark Davis

Why did you have a brick sitting in your living room?

This isn't anything new. After Super Bowl XXV, Scott Norwood kept shaking his head and muttering "God hates FGs".

I've always said that soccer is like sex. With me, at least.

"We shall come over."

Brandon Bostick only wishes he'd thought of blocking someone, too.

The second question seems redundant.

I approve this rug

In all seriousness, I thought "Well that's succinct" was a reasonable deadpan comeback.

And the Cowboys lost?! Sad day for Duke fans. Yankees baseball season can't come soon enough.

Phil Kessel, American Hero

*presses #22*

The only karmic retribution that will satisfy me is if the hawks move to Seattle.

Nah, Gortat's hair is cool.

Rowland is also one hell of a defender, blocking shots at will. In fact I read somewhere that he led Turkey in stuffing.

''Without these things being corrected, I don't think basketball will be something I can even do.''

I'd be pretty embarrassed and ashamed to be Jermaine Cunningham right about now.