Hopefully they’re over there for more than the Fish and Shits.

Is this the right time to mention that they play today at noon?

It’s almost as if a team from Canada isn’t mashing baseballs and destroying everyone right now. Almost.

The mention of Facebook is the only thing convincing me this isn’t an article from 1997.

Oddly enough, the kid later completed his Kaepernick impression by throwing a ball to the wrong person.

Serious note after reading the whole thing....

I live 4 hours from St Louis and know plenty of Cardinals fans. I’m actually meeting one in about an hour. I don’t know how you’d like me to prove this meeting occurs though. But you’ll be fine.

There’s always a reason, and the reason is Cardinal fans.

“Bryce is a great player. He’s a true superstar. But he’s not above playing the game the right way.”

I’ve never been particularly glad the Expos moved and became the Nationals, but on the bright side if all this was happening in Montreal it would get very minimal coverage and we wouldn’t be enjoying it. So, there’s that.

I don’t trust anyone known as Fat Elvis regarding what should happen in a bathroom.

Are we 100% sure this case isn’t actually being handled in Florida?

Summer is great. So is winter. Hell why does this matter?

Not shocking, as he’s never really orchestrated any successful screening attempts anyway.

He needs to stop alternating excuses and get directly to their current issues.

Must be a local thing. I’ve been to Chargers, Titans and Seahawks home games and their beer sales stopped after the 3rd quarter. I don’t know what the Sabres do there but in Nashville the Preds stop selling alcohol at the 10 minute mark of the 3rd period. Hell, the Sounders MLS team sells up until the 75th minute of…

Side note: I don’t know if it’s still this way but I went to a few Chargers-Raiders games in San Diego from 2008-2010 (I think, maybe 2011, whatever) and they didn’t serve alcohol in the second half. I know it’s only against one opponent but still. Trust me, I love to drink but this really can’t do anything but help.…

To be fair, their dads may force them to play but they’re doing it the right way.

New Years Eve Party at a friend’s house like 4 years ago (mid-20s, pathetic) I pissed all over my pants when I fell asleep. I was sleeping alone in the room and when I woke up and realized my fuck-up, I noticed there was a mostly empty beer can on the floor. My friends always make fun of me for pissing myself, but to…

The picture is a little blurry so it was nice of them to blow it up.