Unlike Sebastian Janikowski, who tells stories of snorting quarters.

Woody, in my opinion, is probably the healthiest of all of you, and this is not a healthy group by any means. But Woody is healthy. Who else?

The NFL is even worse with its media breaks than college basketball, a sport with 8 fucking media timeouts during a 40 minute game.

Relax, it’s just Clay Travis.

People who think Boston is the best city in the world have only been there and Akron.

Leave it to Ditka to trade it all away for a loser.

I knew who Bruno Mars was back during SB 48 but didn’t think anything positive about his music. I remember watching his halftime show at a crowded bar thinking “Holy shit. Am I crazy or is this guy killing it right now?” It quickly became apparent that I wasn’t crazy.

I thought during the lockout shortened season, the league could/should go with that 66 game schedule and let Christmas day/night be the opening night showcase. Maybe Thanksgiving to spread things out a bit.

If the guy is really feeling her, he can extend the match by another 24 hours

As a Padres fan at least we have the common courtesy to just not show up.

Better than seeing the 7 feces Kevin Anderson made.

Randle could face off against other point guards with NBA experience, such as Dennis Schröder, Nick Calathes, and Sergio Garcia.

I have fairly frequent sleep paralysis and it blows. In an unfortunate way I guess that’s my “recurring sleep thing”.

10. Fuck this team and fuck every Carmel kid who thinks they’re “repping” Indianapolis by wearing a Colts jersey even though they to cover their wallets whenever black person walks by them downtown.

Hypocritical, since everyone loves a man in the NBA named Steph.

I’m a Padres fan that doesn’t live in San Diego, so when I waste money going to bars to watch games, it’s a nightly routine for me to get asked about his ridiculous name. As if I have anything to say except that he sucks.

Not to be confused with ball players who are successfully putting Jeremy Guthrie out of work.

He’s all Bark and no bite.

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Damn, I don’t even know anyone who’s a Bengals fan that I can rub this in the face of.