Aren’t there laws against transporting corpses across state lines?

YES OH CHRIST I HATE THAT GUY

Fucking Subaru ads are HORRIBLE in just every single way. At least the Prius ads have some creativity behind them.

Sure. Then we should also mandate that motorcycles have airbags and crumple zones.

I almost bought one just because of the roof. And I have a JKU Sahara. That roof is awesome. I’d honestly pay for a new Wrangler with a roof like the Renegade. Taking the top on and off ours is a pain. And I’m lazy.

I suspect that the glass roof will be more like the My Sky one on the Renegade with the two removable panels than like the one on a Range Rover.

I’m deathly terrified of the turn signal.

This is a reasonable and correct take and has no place in Kinja.

I’m fine with Bernie staying in the race to accumulate votes and show Democrats that there is broad, national support for a progressive agenda. I am not alright with him staying in the race in a desperate bid to win.

Huh, didn’t know they offered the SS trim on the 81 Vette.

That’s a cold shot.

I also daydream about assaulting 5th graders. Let's hang out.

I want to run for Congress, win and draft a bill to make it legal for American citizens to punch these guys in the dick.

“Why did we even play the series after Golden State’s team plane went down in a fiery crash?”

As long as we can also agree that he didn’t have the highest WAR last season, at all, by any stretch of accounting or imagination. He did lead the league in Bret The Hitman Hart impressions though, and I feel like that should factor in.

Kobe was never a big rebounder, this stat is very skewed toward those who were.

Oakland is a great city in the same way the Disneyland parking lot is a great amusement park.

This is still my all time favorite Gawker comment.

Wanna know who still buys CDs? These people do, which is why "shirtless country" is a thing now. It's basically country-twanged pop rock based around dumb bumpkin escapist fantasies and performed by wholesome non-threatening rubes whose greatest dream is to become the new Jimmy Buffett. These tours are a huge deal…