the movie would not include musical numbers

Who hurt you? Why are you like this?

Oh, well done, my son. Well done. I am terrorizing friends with this as we speak.

His forehead actually isn’t that big. It’s the only photo edited part of the whole thing however. I’m eagan, the photographer BTW.

The unevenness of a child’s teeth make them look sharp toothed.

I’ve thought about Botox and decided against it. If I don’t look angry and tired all the time people might try and talk to me more.

I name drop the shit out of mine. Because it was a community college that has my all time favorite mascot: Aardvarks. I still go down and buy the occasional t-shirt or cap, because you know, Aardvarks! :)

Counterpoint: juice is good because it can make margaritas and screwdrivers.

My question exactly - like, in my entire life, i don’t think I’ve ever known or even met someone who would say this:

Excuse me while I snort my birth control off my desk.

Also, for some strange reason, an adaptation of a Canadian Novel by a Canadian Author filmed in Toronto is not available in Canada.

Maybe your white friends just have terrible taste, because my pasty-ass loved it and so has every white friend I recommended it to.

Two sons, actually.

He actually had a bunch of different sons. All of them were named Bobby and curiously were never in the same room at the same time.

she is 2nd of 9

Wait...wut? Why is there a giant spider attacking Toronto.

There will be a 2-hour version released in early May.

Omg I loved that book!!