the movie would not include musical numbers

I’ve thought about Botox and decided against it. If I don’t look angry and tired all the time people might try and talk to me more.

I name drop the shit out of mine. Because it was a community college that has my all time favorite mascot: Aardvarks. I still go down and buy the occasional t-shirt or cap, because you know, Aardvarks! :)

Counterpoint: juice is good because it can make margaritas and screwdrivers.

My question exactly - like, in my entire life, i don’t think I’ve ever known or even met someone who would say this:

Excuse me while I snort my birth control off my desk.

Also, for some strange reason, an adaptation of a Canadian Novel by a Canadian Author filmed in Toronto is not available in Canada.

Maybe your white friends just have terrible taste, because my pasty-ass loved it and so has every white friend I recommended it to.

Two sons, actually.

He actually had a bunch of different sons. All of them were named Bobby and curiously were never in the same room at the same time.

she is 2nd of 9

Just as absurd as a virgin birth, walking on water, multiplying fish and loaves of bread, transubstantiation, and rising from the dead in my opinion. Religions are absurd.

If you’ve ever seen him on the chat shows, he’s very politically aware, though sometimes a little cagey about displaying that.

Newsflash; people who can’t tell they’ve been conned surprised when it turns out they’ve been conned.

The “Hillary Clinton” = “Lady MacBeth” line of thinking has always been strong in the public consciousness. When a man does something wrong, it’s because a woman is to blame. Like that time Eve made Adam eat the fruit from the tree of knowledge.

“I voted for Clinton but regret it because someone who works for her used to be married to someone who texted a picture of his junk to my teenaged daughter and she maybe checked her email once on her husband’s computer. Hillary didn’t know anything about any of this until last week, and she has never mentioned my…

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Omg I loved that book!!