Already making ‘Merica Great Again.

omg newborn babies are disgusting.

Not at all- my point is that climate change has nothing to do with short term weather patterns. When you reduce climate change to “it’s warmer than usual... CLIMATE CHANGE!” you open the door to “it’s snowing out- CLIMATE CHANGE IS BULLSHIT!”

Since when do department stores stock for the season, anyways? See: me shopping in February, surrounded by swimsuits, and then trying to buy a swimsuit in August and finding maybe three styles all on sale in the very back of the store.

Is anyone really surprised by that though? I’m well aware of how much more I’m paying at Sephora than at Walgreens - but in addition to many (admittedly not all!) of the products being higher quality, I like the service, the free mini makeovers, the samples, and the returns.

So brave.

I MEAN COME ON

LOLOLOLOLOL Yeah, if a *naturopath* told you, it’s likely wrong.

see this kind of story is why I lose my mind if my period’s two weeks late even though I haven’t seen a dick in a year

#blackcoffeematters

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

Once upon a time, the Playboy Mansion was merely a cultural icon of sleaze and female objectification. Once upon a time, it was merely repulsive because of what we imagined was going on inside...

I’m in Southern Ontario and it’s 17 degrees outside, humid, and a little rainy. But that all together just makes it feel like a morning in Florida. So nice, I wish it was like this for most of the year.

I hated, hated, hated the end of Signs, primarily for the complete waste of the dead wife’s last words. “Tell Meryl to swing away.” The family is under attack and somehow, he has to remember her cryptic, dying words, before he’ll suggest having the big guy hit the attacker with a bat? An ex-baseball player, BTW. A…

Thank you for reminding me of 1999, when I too wore braces and plucked my eyebrows clear off my face.

To me it looks like fabulous trainwreck that I would watch on Netflix.

The doll even has salt-spray hair. Her attention to detail is impecable.

my guess is fishing line. her work is great! i love it both for its quality and its snark. so good. RIP, girlfriend.

BUT HE’LL LAND ON HIS FEET