Wot, no Cocaine?

Or the DDT wallpaper.

The moral of the story is, don’t run a marathon.

I’m not one to post tired memes, but in this case it is sort of obligatory.

I would comment on the nature of his article itself, but I knew he was a world class bullshitter when he humble-bragged that on his very first trip to the snackateria, he managed to make his partner squirt.

Wait. Social Media isn’t real? Young lady, that baked chicken & rice dish I posted last night was real and it was goddamn delicious!

dean mcDermott, dermot mulroney, and dylan mcDermott all need to change their fucking names so america stops being scared and confused

As much as I don’t particularly care for her persona, her answers were spot on. Love it.

I did not wake up this morning thinking I would like Ariana Grande, yet here we are.

I was about 5lbs but I was five weeks early, but yes, healthy at birth. Any damage since then has been self-inflicted.

I watched and loved this NatGeo program. Screw people trying to ruin it for me now!

guacamole (it’s free if you order a veggie bowl)

I keep reading the title as “Our Brand Is In Crisis”. Too many meetings.

Agreed. This way it’s pitched as a girly version of a guy’s film instead of just a goddamn movie.

No, this is a stupid idea. I do not approve.

Bob Ross. He sadly passed many years ago, but you can still watch The Joy of Painting. And you can always trust Bob Ross and his happy trees.

Ditto! Every once in a while I tell my boyfriend how good it feels that he says thank you. Or I say “I hope you know how much that means to me and how grateful I am for the way we treat each other.”

I agree they probably would not enjoy the cars, but hopefully the shelters choose chill cats that would enjoy people are outgoing. It is probably less stressful than being stuck in a shelter til they get “old and not cute”. We adopted an AMAZING older kitten that had hit that teen stage where people no longer squee.

Autoplay needs to die in a fire