Ugh. All I wanted was to star your comment. Nothing works for me today!

Gavin continued, “I’m never alone, I’m alone all the time, are you at one or do you lie, we live in a wheel where everyone steals, but when we rise it’s like strawberry fields,”

There’s a lot of fakes. There are dozens of emails from the whitehouse.gov domain, which doesn’t even host emails. White House people use the “eop.gov” for their emails.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I’m an only child and every year I’d ask my mother for a little brother. She finally just bought me a fish.

A fish she replaced every time it died. I believed, for a big chunk of my life, that the fish had lived for 6 years.

Now that I know the truth I’m really glad she didn’t give me a baby brother.

Congratulations to the older children of Annegret Raunigk who will no doubt eventually be the ones raising these quads.

All of this seems like a good idea.

I bought a pair of her jeans and they were the most comfortable and flattering pair I owned until I decided I liked pizza more than fitting into things.

Agreed. Many times I’ve tried on cute shoes and really liked them, only to look at the brand and see who made them. Her shoes are totally solid.

Really glad she’s okay! I understand the urge as a teenager to go off your meds once you start feeling “normal” so you can just be a regular kid. I hope she realizes how helpful they can be to avoid situations like this.

They’re calling this one “Squad Goals,” but why not just go all the way and call it “The Taylor Swift”?

But seriously, don’t fuck the genetic abomination.

The narcissism involved in that decision is incredible.

This the moment when I realized that the entire message of the film was essentially going pseudo-philosophical bullshit.

“You told me you want monsters. I gave you monsters. In no way am I responsible for the terrible decisions made I am just shucking that responsibility up the chain to the management who didn’t have a PhD or three and thus don’t know any better. “

I hadn’t thought to keep those in the bathroom, but that is a great idea...

Followed by the sound of beer being cracked or champagne being opened.

A woman happy that she’s not pregnant?!

Here’s something more your speed then: