As the child of a priest, I can answer this! Many. Many, many weddings that we were not only not wanted at, but also had no interest in being there whatsoever.

They should call it Hot Ham-Stew.

I 100% agree with you (and that goes for all parties, not just weddings).

Man, that would have pissed me right off. What you did was a very classy way of requesting no children, and your cousin metaphorically spat in your face was like “NUH UH GURLFRAAAAN, my special snowflake is coming whether you like it or not!”

I would have sent her one back that read “0 adults, 0 child” tbh that is so rude of your cousin.

if Paris was really on a prank, she needs an Oscar. if not, her people will be fired

She was great! The other thing that always pops into my head, and will until the end of time whenever Sesame Street is mentioned;

I WOULD RATHER AGE 500 YEARS THAN LIVE THAT TERRIBLE LIFE

BAHAHAHAHAHA SUCK IT FAT MARRIED PEOPLE*

If you’re still married, get a lawyer and sue for divorce. Once the legalities are squared away cut off contact (it doesn’t sound like staying in contact would really benefit you in anyway here).

is this ghosting or just ignoring?

Here’s what I got from this article-

The beef was vegan?

Cosmo reports Laura is cooking gluten-free, vegan, soup based food. With beef marrow and knuckle bones. Vegan...beef knuckles?

Laura Prepon was cute until I found out she was stupid.

Here you go:

I’m hoping she meant, “If I were XX lbs. lighter, I would look like a malnourished bird,” rather than insinuating that every woman who is slim looks that way. It’s tough to tell.

Hmm, yes, why bother reviewing something you have an opinion about?