I KNOW. Glamorous graduate school life? They’re also going to need some footage of me eating ramen in a shithole studio apartment, and, like, renewing my glamorous bus pass.

I understand that the administration has said that revealing clothing is distracting to your male counterparts. And that there’s been pushback for boys sexualizing females because of the clothes they wear. But aren’t the girls also sexualizing themselves?

Like I told somebody who’s never seen any of the other Mad Max movies when he said it needed more backstory and setup to explain what’s happening:

Most “origin stories” are total bullshit. Except for a handful of heroes, we don’t need to know everybody’s origins. Those kinds of narratives almost always detract from the characters’ mystique and personality.

I thought he meant tampon, was Ginuwinely horrified.

“Meow!” “Wow,” “No subject too small,” “Oh, he’s big,” “Damn!” “Dirty girl!

Someone needs to tell Brody that just wearing the Riker Beard is not enough to make you as cool as Riker.

What a happy day for Kanye, Kim and eff_so_dope, who was just so excited when he found out. Congratulations to all 3 of you.

Yes, I’m sure that when he said, “You’re raping our women and taking over our country,” he was mad about Christians. That’s definitely it.

I will viciously bite the ankles of any humorless people who give you shit for enjoying short jokes, because I can’t reach any higher than that.

Remember the time the Danish Royal Family painted themselves as a VC Andrews cover? I wonder if they’re trying to tell us something ...

So basically its your average day in Westeros?

Dunno about around the back, but I can touch my belly button from the front. Boop. #notaclone #probablyamammal

Why are more men not speaking out against this bullshit idea of their biology leading them to rape? Or being the reason why there are so many crap gender-specific dress code rules in school so the boys don’t get distracted from studying?

Everyone is 2” shorter than the IMDB bio says, and 3-5 years older. That is just science, man.

I, for one, remain blissfully unaware of Couric’s online presence.

Buzzfeed has the quiz What Destiny’s Child Look by Tina Knowles Are You?
I got the fringed poncho :(

I'd be kind of pissed if someone photoshopped out muscle striations in a picture. They don't come naturally to most people! We work hard for them!