I would need to grow about three feet. Mostly leg.

I was already married once, so if I was to do it I have already decided that I certainly would go off-the-wall; maybe even red. (I’ve already displeased my Catholic family enough with the first run at it, and there’s no lying about me being a virgin any longer, anyway.)

I would love the first as a non-white wedding dress.

Came here to say the exact same thing. I’ve been burning my way through Saga.

I LOVE Fiona Staples. Saga is beautiful. This makes me so very happy.

There’s no way this chick is using a pay phone. Even I won’t use a pay phone, and I am 76% less put-together than her.

And weren’t the ‘80s, like, THE most fun for Cosby? On top of the world in both money and reputation, people shielding the public from your gross and illegal actions, being able to wear those hideous sweaters and get away with it – what the hell was NOT fun for Cosby? (I hate to lump that last one into the mix, but I…

This episode’s title and its hard-nosed gumshoes combined remind me of the best detective this side of Vision TV:

Yeesh. That poor kid. I wonder how many weddings he’s been to, uninvited.

Oh the hand motions: from “the fish was this big,” to thumbs ups at inopportune times, to praying hands all over the place, the guy on the left did a great job distracting me from what he was actually saying. (Which was probably the point, come to think about it.)

That’s exactly it. And, to be honest, if I’m paying for it and it’s my night I have ever right to invite – or not invite – certain people (including children) for a reason.

Oh man. They should have just wrote “1 Brady Bunch” on the RSVP. That should cover it.

The wedding was pretty remote so I somewhat used that as an explanation – they would have been travelling like two hours each way with said child – and I just noted that not even the best man was bringing his daughter, who was loved by me and my ex. I don’t think that it’s rude to specify that it’s an adults-only…

They look exactly like the type of people I would have thought run Whole Foods.

On my wedding invitations, we put “Number of adults.” My cousin wrote 2 in the spot beside it and then proceeded to add “+ 1 child” in handwriting. It was an awkward conversation, but come on. I thought that was subtle enough that I wasn’t being rude about it.

Absolutely, thanks for the advice. (And I love your name - totally plays into my situation.)

“What’s your favourite drink?”

Fuck off, man. What is this, a Cosmo cover girl quiz? He just told you he’s addicted to alcohol.

Note the uncomfortable personal space he’s left between himself and anyone who he has pegged as homeless.

When I broke up with my ex, he initially was all over me - running into me at random places, following me on Facebook for the first time in almost eight years - and I was patiently responding, trying to keep things civil so that we could get through the separation and keep both of our sanity intact. Then, suddenly, he…

See, I did not know that – I always assumed they shared some sort of governing body.

Don’t the boy scouts not allow gay scout leaders, or has that finally been resolved? I recall it being a huge news story not so long ago.