Seriously. When I'm stoned, I usually just tweet pics of what I'm eating. Or I fall asleep.

Then maybe she shouldn't have signed up to have her recovery and (hopeful) career kick start broadcast on television for a $2 million paycheque...she has no one to blame but herself.

Lindsay uses the term "friend" often when speaking about people she pays as employees – I think that says a lot about the convoluted relationships that have led her to this point

I totally thought this WAS a piece on Jay Baruchel. I saw the pic and thought, "What has he done?!"

I've thought this entire time that it was staged. Remember when he acted on General Hospital as some sort of commentary on how moving to a soap opera is considered a step down by Hollywood standards? (Or something along those lines.)

Totally. Looks like a kitchen witch my mom used to have hanging over the oven.

Is it just me, or is that an abnormally large size for a newborn? (This question coming from someone who has both never given birth to a child and is terrified by the thought.)

I love this show. It makes my vagina feel all funny.

+ 1,000,000,000

Is this a hospital bed? Am I missing something?

I think back to when I Love Lucy was blazing a trail on the tube – if I recall correctly, they had about that many episodes in a season. But look at other shows on the air today, and they all seem to have less than 20 – that's why the 38 number is just so shocking to me.

Forty episodes in a season? Is that a joke? That seems excessive.

Brave, in my opinion, was heads and shoulders above Frozen. In the latter, they broke into song every three lines, only to sing-songy recite their dialogue – yet besides that "Let It Go" song, I'm hard pressed to actually name another ditty from the film.

I myself love Peeps. Me and my brothers used to stick two in the microwave, facing each other, with a toothpick stuck in each. They would expand as they heated up, and whichever one popped the other one first one. This technique settled a lot of arguments, let me tell you.

I love their low-tech sticker reward system, too. Once the roll up the rim ends, I'm totally switching back. (As you can tell, I'm one of those fickle, non-loyal consumers that franchises hate.)

"All-out"; all-out war.

McD's in Canada has been doing this for a while now; they seem to do it once a quarter. When Tim Horton's launched their annual Roll Up The Rim To Win contest a few weeks ago, they aligned their free coffee week with it to counter their biggest Canuck coffee rivals. It's an all-our war up here.

Just a heads up" you didn't introduce Phillips prior to the pull quote, and I was thoroughly confused for small amount of time there. ("Phillips? Is this the father talking now?")

Sorry that multi-millionaire Jennifer Aniston doesn't drunkenly cut her bangs with kitchen scissors like the rest of us and wash her face with bathroom soap at Quiznos.

Kim: You are in no way anywhere close to being "homeless" or understanding what the term means. Please refrain from using the term unless prefaced by "I am going to give money to the..."