*Mind blown*

Not according to Cosmo. http://kitchenette.jezebel.com/cosmopolitans-…

Not to mention confusing. I just texted my friend, "I have a food porn video to cheer you up" then followed it immediately with "That's pictures of delicious food, not people having sex with it."

A model associate of mine actually posted a pic to her FB yesterday claiming it to be a #nomakeupselfie for a "good cause" - and got taken to task because she was obviously wearing a shit ton of eyeliner. Not going to lie – it felt good to watch. (I'm not usually such a horrible person, I assure you.)

"Have you heard about this thing called cancer? Well, in case you haven't, here's a picture of myself in hazy light with subtle, neutral tones on my face. Comment how naturally pretty I am, and we can fight this monster of a disease together!" - everyone who participates in this stupidity

It's usually stubbly, not full-on growth, but my hair grows sooooo fast. (Just body hair, not head hair unfortunately.) I also get a "noon shadow" on my legs, I swear.

That was exactly the reaction Madonna was counting on, so good on her I guess?

He just needed to perfect his smouldering stare (and cease looking like the chick that wasn't Susanne Somers on Three's Company).

I was JUST thinking about Andrew WK yesterday. Actually, as I was showering at the gym without flip flops on, to give you some context.

The last time I cried so much due to an electronic device was when my toaster burned my breakfast strudel.

Calling this woman "honey" is an insult to bees everywhere.

Wasn't there a joke on The Big Bang Theory about how if there was an orgasm button rats would press it until they starved to death?

Same. First date sexer here. Five years married. If you like sex, and you like the person you had sex with, I can't imagine why it would deter you.

I was just watching the original 300 the other night. Her sex scene with Gerard Butler was hooooooooooot and cheesy all at the same time – the best kind of sex scene, IMO.

I'm pretty sure the photographer posed them that way.

I was under the assumption it was one of two things:

The John Cusack one kills me. And I am 95% sure I'm laughing for the right reasons.

Yeah, someone got fired FOR SURE. You don't mess with the Miley stories.

And using their kids to spew their political agenda? Geez. The one kid couldn't even talk - they made a speech bubble for him!

Except maybe when I was 15...