I would also like to point out that it was the only movie I have ever gone to see twice in theaters, which makes the fact that I missed that joke all the more shameful.

OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO RIGHT!!! LOL
My only defence is that I swear every time I watch that movie I see something new, because I laugh-cried through most of the movie and missed many of the punchlines.

"The power of Christ compels you!"

Oh don't get me wrong - I think he's a versatile actor, and he's done a lot of good stuff as of late. But I prefer my Johan Hill acerbic. See: Superbad.

If you haven't seen "This Is The End," do so now. It's one of the best performances of Jonah Hill's career, and I'm not being facetious - I laughed so hard I nearly vomited.

Sounds old fashioned, but I used to rent fitness DVDs from the library. I know she was hated on recently on Jez, but I honestly love Jillian Michael's stuff.

I used to always buy a six-inch turkey breast sub from Subway before I taught spin, because there was a franchise next door and I thought that something in my stomach must be better than nothing. Through these experiences I learned:

I know; I admittedly didn't read it until the end. I had a couple drinks at lunch.

You know, I was actually trying to find a wolf shirt for Halloween to be Charlie from It's Always Sunny (a stallion shirt would have been better, but in Ontario wolf shirts are easier to come by, at least one would assume), and had a difficult time procuring one. Now I know where to look the next time I need one.

LOL. Well, that shows I skimmed. And have no sense of internet irony.

with the help of my kind gardeners I pitched this baby in no time!

Just read the article. They want to add teaspoons/tablespoons to the label in addition to grams. That makes sense - do you guys not already have that? My PB nutrition label says grams and serving size in tablespoons.

Jacobson says people don't really understand what a gram is.

I think this is what knee-deep-into-two-glasses-of-wine PB from the jar was trying to say last night.

Totally. I was just watching an episode from season four, when she had to have been 10 or 11, and I thought, "My god, that girl has ridiculously long legs. She's totally her mother's daughter." (Which makes no sense, because she's not actually related to January Jones, but I digress.)

Totally agree on the Charlie Sheen break. +1,000,000

The Ben Affleck one is a good one; I had mercifully forgotten about those years. (My subconscious must have buried it deep.)

This may just be the wine talking, but why do we only ever seem to need to take a "break" from female celebrities? I cannot recall a saturation of gossip, news, and pics of a male star, forced on us by the media outlets, that caused said celebrity to retreat into obscurity for a period of time. (Except maybe Shia The…

That Picard picture is everything.

I remember when No Doubt first came on the scene she gave a few interviews (one that I distinctly remember in YM - because it was the first teen magazine that I ever bought; it had a orange background, I recall) and said that she used to be "chubby" and lost something modest like 30 pounds. I'm going to hypothesize…

I love that this is some people's (*ahem* Miley) defense to doing stupid things. "I didn't think about it." C'mon, that would never hold up in a court of law.