Let me tell you my horrible pubic hair removal story: I had just moved in with my now-husband, and I had always been a shaver but had grown sick of having to touch it up every. Single. Day. (I have a healthy batch down there.) It was around Valentine's Day, so I thought the timing was right to try something new. I…

DOUG FUNNIE!!! How I miss that guy.

I'm glad I resisted the urge to read it in grade nine and opted for She's Come Undone instead.

More like the Rob Ford Siesta: http://news.nationalpost.com/2013/10/17/as-…

I felt like a lot of the shoulder alterations were because of that too - she's hunched over most of the time - not just because they wanted to slim her down.

I myself was wondering how that was even possible. I mean, there's a fabric barrier there. All I could imagine is that she was wearing jeans, and it made me wince.

Sadly, I am in Toronto – but happily, it's a mecca for good vietnamese grub. You'll come for the pho, and stay for our outlandish crack-smoking politicians.

I wonder how/if they fact checked it. Like, where do you find this insanely specific, intimate trivia?

Maybe I'm in the minority, but I hate cartilage in my pho. I have searched far and wide to find a vietnamese restaurant in my neck of the woods that has tendon-and-cartilage-free meat. I succeeded last weekend. If you're ever looking for me on a Saturday evening, that's where I'll be.

She's looking so healthy and happy, too. Love it.

I know. I've always wanted to be her, but her look during the opening just cinched it.

I picture her being a great Bond girl. Don't know why. I just think it's a great fit.

I swear, I thought it was a tattoo before I read this. I was slow clapping her street cred in my head.

They always ask ALL the same questions, too. For once, I'd like to see someone being thrown for a loop, and I think a lot of the actors and actresses would as well - then they wouldn't have to rehash the same answer to, "How much fun was it on set?" over and over and over again.

I love minimalist jewelry, yet I love that necklace. (Slow clap.)

Alcoholic pear cider?! Why have I never heard of this? They can make just about anything into cider, can't they?

I feel like this dress would look better when it's moving, not in still pics. But I could be wrong.

A bag of Mini Rolos. Apparently it sounds just like cat treats, 'cause my kitten is running around frothing at the mouth.

I was watching NBC before I switched over to E!, and Matthew McConaughey and his wife came on the screen. I was so mesmerized by her dress that I almost didn't notice it said "Melissa McCarthy" at the bottom of the screen - which disappeared moments later. They must have shortcut keys and the person at the helm…

Loves me some Blackadder, especially II. I used to watch it as a kid, and I only realized when I watched the Christmas special this past December that Hugh Laurie was in it.