SAME HERE! I was driving home and had a mini epiphany, thinking that, "Hey. I think I've actually been pretty successful at life" and this news briefly derailed me.

Holy crap that puts it into perspective.

That actually sounds really cute. I might actually read the whole thing.

I actually read a study recently that said to the decline of traditional pubs in the UK (may have even been posted here, can't remember), more and more people (especially youngsters) are binge drinking at home or at clubs, which have a markedly different atmosphere than the ol' corner pub. I'll try to find it, but…

So did I! And the Rainbow Brite bed set to match!

In the industry I work in, double cheek air kisses are the norm so I've sort of adopted that subconsciously. At Christmas, I went for my grandma's left then right cheek before I realized what I was doing.

I was actually thinking about how me and my brothers and sister were forced to doing the goodnight hug rotation around the living room when we were staying over at my grandparents' for extended family gatherings. It was always so insincere, and I remember there being a few people who married into the family - aunts…

My parents-in-law always go in for the lip to lip kiss, too. I was weirded out at first, but then I realize their entire extended family does it.

Funny, I had a strangely similar conversation with two coworkers recently.

Same. We weren't even really on a date. More like sitting in a Jeep.

Totally agree. It sounds cliche, but a little bit of "real" cheese goes a long way. I enjoy snacking on Mini Babybel cheeses - and even the light ones have enough fat that they still maintain their perfectly decadent texture.

God, I love Amy Schumer. Her show made me pee myself on many a happy occasion.

Same. I hate Jenny McCarthy, and I even laughed at her joke. And I appreciate the Emily Rossum one; I always figured that would be what I would have to do if I was to cry on command. Mindy was sufficiently clever and I think handled the faux controversy well. All in all, great round-up!

I know "regular people" who photoshop their profile pics all the time. It makes me sad; they are beautiful women.

Totally.

(Silence.) I don't even know what to say to that. Gah.

Gotcha. Thanks for clearing that up. :)

So funny you mentioned that. Growing up, my brothers and I weren't allowed to watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and other superhero shows, but we were bred solely on ST:TNG. I learned everything I know about sex from the show, which is why I need to ritualistically battle my mate before bedding him.

I'm guessing he bought two tickets to Frozen and snuck him in.

That was what I thought. I don't even think Miley would claim she's "got the curves."