Again, not enough of a deal for me to even consider shopping at Best Buy. They are the worst X10.

I just woke from my "come". It was weird.

Is the vibrator Diablo III themed? Because that could be awesome for both parties involved.

Awesome execution. Definitely creepy. Nightmare material for sure.

Second that.

I want to start a Kickstarter project to get these people acting lessons.

I have these, and love them for Crossfit. They are perfect for squats, lifting, box jumps, rope climb, etc. I have flatter feet, so they aren't super awesome for running (IMO). I had some knee trouble recently, that I attribute to running medium distances (5-7 miles) with them. My barefoot running technique is very…

The Ferrari is Apple security. That's where all the money is going. Ferrari police cars.

It's the new Redfone 726 Pro X. A pro-grade wireless transmitter for audio. Seen a lot around TV stations, when multiple anchors are carrying audio packs... Actually, I made all that up. It's a dildo.

"Backstage, under age, adolescent

Was there a Mayan swimsuit calendar with a Mayan Kathy Ireland on the front? That is the real question.

I think it would be fun to climb in one end, while pretending to be eaten by a shark. Then, climb out the other end, while pretending to be vomited up by a shark.

I found out about these a few years ago, and my boner hasn't gone down since.

I'm with you. I'm not terribly into her either. When I see an image of her, I don't think Hollywood vixen, I get more of a Spring-Break-in-Florida kinda vibe (which is not an attractive look to me). Given the abundance of attractive women (thanks internet!), she doesn't even make my top 100.

Un-Belize-able.

Brecksville?! That's like 30 minutes from Cleveland. And Cleveland?! That's like 4 hours from civilization.

I'm form Cleveland, and I wouldn't brave that trip.

That dude better be a master thespian, because it's going to hard to convey all the awesome that is the Woz.