You can't see it because the picture is cropped, but his lower half is wrestling a bear.

Whenever I heard that people thought the logo looked like Lisa Simpson giving filatio, I never imagined that it was Bart she was giving it too. I feel like I'd rather see Millhouse or Apu. That's just me, not into incest and all (even theoretical cartoon incest).

Why is there at TI-81 on the guitar?

I got one of the pre-orders, and have worn it every day since. I would say it's a great overall tool, not to be taken too seriously (like the article above states). I find the steps to be off, which throws the whole thing damn thing off. So, I don't use it as a serious tool. But, using this in tandem with the Nike…

Happy Friday the 13th from Jason Voorhees and Arsenio.

Still doesn't make me want to shop at Best Buy.

I was blown away by that video.

Sergey loves hangin' out with Philip Seymour Hoffman's brother.

"Shall we play a game?"

"Police warned the joyriders and sent them home without their cart". Man, Canada sounds Awesome!

He went with the Golden Girls for bragging rights. Plus, in heaven, they are all in their prime. He plans on tagging Farrah Fawcett too, since he has eternity to do it. I know all this through my psychic friend / cell phone salesman "Dirty Freddie".

"Ya'll motherfuckers can say whatever you want. I could give a damn. Cuz' now that I'm dead, I get to do crazy supernatural shit, like walk through a wall, or possess the Pope. Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta go jump in this ghost orgy with the dead golden girls."

I don't think we'll see them in grocery stores, or anywhere else, too much longer. they don't appear to be doing too well.

Couldn't be a bug in front of the camera. So, it's probably extraterrestrial life. Definitely not a bug, though.

I hope he gets eaten by birds.

I just did a self-funded, independent study at lunch on this topic. I came to the same conclusion.

I'm not impressed, considering he's a Transformer. That's nothing for a Decepticon. Also, "Tuesdays and Thursdays"?!

Printed Tires Are The Next Generation Of Ugly

@CSX321 Good call.

"and echoes with the sound...of Salesmen! SALESMEN!"