UPDATE: I did find this on a website dedicated to German Wedding Traditions:

Thought I've never been to one, I feel like German weddings are the missionary position of weddings. Traditional, predictable, and to the point.

Ha! Awesome. My first thought was that she drank from the wrong cup and "Chose poorly". +1 to you.

I have the strongest jaws!!!

I'm sure the people working on this are extremely smart. These are very cool innovations, and I think they are going in the right direction. I certainly applaud them for what they are doing. They are the types of people who lead us into the next generation of tech integration.

Airheads?!! NOOOO!!!!

What about us guys with tree trunks for legs? I don't mean that in a "I work out all the time" kinda way. I just have broad shoulders and a proportional lower half. A not-fit-but-not-unfit kind of squarishness, if you will. I tried rocking the skinny jean once, and I looked the fool. I find the 514s to be a nice…

There was an article a while back about how Demand Media (a horrible company from a content standpoint) was developing target ads through extensive research and proprietary algorithms. These were very calculated executions, aimed at grabbing a users attention.

@SkeletorDan PLEASE find that video. I too, am all worked up over this article. While I couldn't find the jets touching video, I did find this insane Blue Angels cockpit video. Well worth a watch.

My girlfriend's cousin made me watch her birth video. It was a c-section. Now, I cannot unsee it.

As a professor at the elite Pacific Tech University, I was looking forward to my wacky students using the laser to heat my house full of popcorn. I guess that will never happen now.

I'm fully behind you on this. It bums me out too. Apple used be the gold standard for countless designers. Now, shit be slippin'.

If they made a robot that looked exactly like my girlfriend, because she's the most beautiful girl in the world. (*cough cough* *clear throat*). Sorry, still had some left over Valentines Day sentiment.

Google Wave was funnier.

"Nope. It can only run on shit. Nothing else. Why, you ask?! err..." - Dr. Diarrhea

After reading more into this, Kenneth sounds like a dick.

This thing scares the F*ck out of me. For serious.

I was thinking the same thing! Is that what his body's natural fight-or-flight response is? Or is it ringmaster 101 to make everything as fanciful as possible (even human tragedies)? I just hope I remember to never get into a horrible accident outside a ringmaster college, because a a parade would break out.

Crazy good marketing for Cloverfield 2

This sh*t is worse than the Burger King Kid's Club.