Pffft.... two tone is weak sauce.

carbon fiber “look”...

That vegemite be the cotd.

Well now I have to go outside and give my SS and GTO a hug and tell them everything will be ok...

I’m curious what they mean by “dust proof” body.

I have lamented twice today that this perfect statement is represented by a ford

Ummmmm. That’s a Ford...

do you want a fucking star?

Dis bitch gonna end up in a ditch, wrapped to wrecked withouta hitch, white trash dream like Jane Fonda, but this shit just a Honda.

Michael Stivic? That was Rob Reiner’s character on ‘All in the Family’.

It is pretty hard to rap about a Honda Civic. I mean what rhymes with Honda or Civic? Londa Livic?

Just kidding, this is the correct answer.

Always and forever.

Huge disappointment with the power mirror going with 10A Red over the tried and tested 15A Blue.

It was said the car rode like it was on rails

Well id say it has passed clean through it

Whoever writes these things at FCA must be happy - this’ll probably be the most read owner’s manual in a while.

But you’d be able to replace sparkplugs with an Allen key