Peasant boat doesn’t even have a helipad. Or a jet ski.

It is quick for a trabant yes but doesn’t look all that quick really. Especially for the effort gone into this project.

You are not alone in finding pleasure in backing a trailer. I have a 22 ft bow rider that is parked in a pretty tight spot and love nothing more than placing it mm perfect in its spot.

It was only a joke about ditching the wife cause she wants a Mini.

Did you ditch your rich wife because she liked it

Anyone who snorts coke in there.

Not king ranch. Maybach edition

I want a Maybach version and I want it now.

Surely it comes with a custom Kale holder.

Haha. You had me for a second.

How many people did you run over

I have a Ford Ranger. Do you think they will get pissed if I call up the support team

Once a used car salesman always a used car salesman

Yes no yes no yes no

I saw a guy at the petrol station last week in a brand new Passat. He ordered a diesel, it was his third diesel Passat but they gave him a petrol one. Problem was this was his first full tanks and guess what..... he didn’t realise they gave him a petrol model by mistake and had filled, it right to the brim no doubt,…

I thunk at those miles the much feared IMS bearing gas either been changed or not really the big problem everyone says it is.

Has he not seen the movie Backdraught. No way would I open that door.

Added lightness.

I wonder what the total ownership cost is over that many miles. If I recall this car has had a few trips to the dealer

Damn ‘chute. He could have easily got another fifty feet.