I’m increasingly getting the impression that the heads of the studios would rather just get out of the whole entertainment business entirely and move into something more reliable like furniture wholesale

We always talked about the ‘Golden Age of Television’ ending at some point, but I really didn’t think things would get this dire.

Jesus Christ this shit is getting out of hand. 

“There are tons of “thees” and “thines” and “thous” and the verbiage can get pretty dense, so if you’re not well-versed in Old English, a lot of the game’s writing will land with a thud.”

“Old English?”

Just going to out on a limb here and say that McDonalds wrote a bigger check than BK?

“Any time anyone complains that today’s blockbusters are soulless, samey, hollow effects movies, force them to sit through the unholy trinity of Twister, Mission: Impossible, and Independence Day.”

The only headlines I want to read about Elon:

I can count on one dick the number of good ideas Elon Musk has had since birth.

The headline is clickbait. The actual content is “Longtime editor Tom Brevoort is moving from the Avengers to the X-Men.” That’s it.

Is this more humiliating than Sony putting Morbius back in theaters based on the popularity of a meme?

Yeah it’s a real shame the franchise never took off because they alienated fans of the original show like that. It could have run for 30+ years with 7-8 sequels if they made Phelps a good guy.

Sure, but nobody is forcing you to buy a Blu Ray of Crater.  But if someone DID want that, it’s not an option anymore because the public has decided streaming everything is the way to go.  So now anybody who wants to watch Crater or anything else is at the mercy of whoever owns the streaming rights to it who can,…

So, no Spec Ops: The Line, but yes CP:2077

Really? I’ll have to take your word for it. Would’ve been great if the game could’ve communicated that effectively via giving me some characters to care about rather than just a slew of interchangeable edgelords. It really felt like it was teenagers.

Unless the game says “America fucking sucks and is probably one of the most heinous countries on the planet that deserves to be completely annihilated so that the rest of the world can survive and live in peace” I’m not interested

FUCKING THANK YOU.

I agree. Cyberpunk Edgerunners had a lot to say. CP 2077 was bargain bin cyberpunk.

The “They Took Her Vagina Bones” crowd is so weirdly and creepily tuned to even the most slightest disturbance in their Horny Force. A quarter-inch of clevage gets covered or 2 frames of a glimpse of panties vanishes and it becomes their own personal 9/11.

Having never played SG, after watching that video, all I have to say is