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lol stop stealing valor from your wife you dork.

I appreciate that I can always trust this website’s reviews to go in depth into exploring what video games have to say about today’s culture, and the ways they are influenced by current events.

“It has me give a civilian instructions to escape a massacre via cell phone, pointing out safe spots with my right trigger button as I hop between security cameras to make sure she isn’t seen. It has me survive a waterboarding, and all I have to do is move the left thumbstick in the right direction to do so. It asks

“What about the rights of that *checks notes* giant multinational oil corporation?”

It is by sheer chance than none of the victims died from internal injuries.

Yeah, don’t overthink war and terrorism guys! These are not even that serious, and anyway It’s just a game (about political topics we have a very hard time thinking about in our society as it is, but which I must stress, are really no big deal).

press x to abandon the rebels to be ethnically cleansed 

That would be dope as hell.

Aye, the game might as well just start quoting Dirty Harry if its going to be that transparent about the bullshit.

It’s only a “shockingly bold move for that part of the world” if you don’t know anything about the gender-equal Kurds and their robust use of women fighters and women-led brigades. We have no idea whether she’s “quite an extraordinary woman” or if this is just a society like the real-world one they very obviously drew

I fully realized this was a Call of Duty game when, after the mentioned London shootout, one of the main characters looked directly into the camera and said “if only our hands weren’t tied by politics, laws, or rules and could deal with these threats the way they need.

When you make a game that is trying to make a statement by having a suicide bombing as your first sequence, you make your reviews into this.

If it’s aiming for the realism of war, the part where you abandon the rebels to be ethnically cleansed should be interesting.

Maybe this makes me a bad person, but at this point I’m just following Fallout 76 news for the entertainment value.

In the distant future when the Oscars do their In Memoriam section can the just run this clip with Paul Rudd's name for him.

Running directly to the “unhinged” attack absent tractable evidence says an awful lot, but I’m just gonna go ahead and let your comments speak for themselves.

HURRAY FOR THE BARE MINIMUM! 

He’s not obligated—he just made a big deal out of it and tried to parade his relationship-focued purity as an excuse for what is, at its base, sexist bullshit.

Stream with whomever you want—just don’t offer some Mike Pence level horseshit as an excuse and expect people to applaud you for it.

What a little weakling. Makes a big production of interacting with one woman on Twitch and leaves the one who criticized him out to soak up the slime that his fan base excretes.

I’m just gonna put this here for anyone wondering about bi vs pan and why someone would use one over the other.