For the Jalopnik crowd... Harden the fuck up and just DO IT! Stop hemming, hawing, trying to convince yourself, rationalizing reasons why you CAN’T get a damn bike and just do the damn thing! LET’S GO! I promise you will have fun. There is also an extremely high likelihood you will NOT die horribly.
Seth Balmore
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Pleasantly neutral is good most of the time.
In a car, watch a Lord Of Sex And Awesome ride up behind you with his straight pipes.
Nice. The flat bars look pretty comfy, actually, if you’re used to a sportbike this is fairly relaxed. Add a bikini fairing and this is the retro look I’ve been wanting to do.
Consider how many years it’s taken Square Enix to plan and prepare to fuck this up.
...still sloshing fuel and gas together in a shaky shot glass you’ve heard called “a carburetor.”
Of course the headline is hyperbolic; we should all have vast fleets of wheels for every possible activity. But…
No one does a concept bike as well as Husqvarna, and their new Vitpilen 701 Concept is proof that true love does…
In 1979 I was stationed at Fort Ord, CA and living in Marina. I was in desperate need of some cheap transportation as our sole family car was being used by my wife for her very essential to our checkbook job. As luck would have it, I found a Honda 350 scrambler lying on it’s side like a wounded deer in my next door…
New bikes only exist so that people can buy them and make them into old bikes that I can buy.
I mentioned in NPoCP today that the only time I paid more than $1000 for a bike is for my current ride, a 1998 Honda Pacific Coast 800. It’s worth it, and is certainly not a beater.
When I’m looking for a new motorcycle–which is pretty much always, even when I already have a bike–I tend to buy all…
Seriously. As a Harley owner, this site is unusually spiteful.
One time I was at a strip club in Houston and the waitress told me somebody “knocked over” my motorcycle. I ran outside just in time to see the security guard empty his pistol into the rear window of a Miata that was attempting to run him over in reverse. The Miata guy drove across the street to a gas station, got out…
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If you happen to see a thief leaving with your property, and you decide to pursue them, it’s best if the thieves are unaware of your presence. Call the police and keep your distance. People sometimes do extra stupid things under pressure.
The warehouse crew were good guys, but too fond of practical jokes. So when I glanced over at the lot where I’d…
Of course. Her instagram account will also have 10 billion followers and she will only ride in a tube top and a pout because she’s strong and independent.
You should probably discuss this with a therapist.