I straight up thought someone in Russia bribed most of the Croatian players. So many non or little contact injuries happened

Honestly, these people do nothing but false equivalencies for years - all this bullshit about how “Democrats and Republicans are exactly the same” - and then wonder how the fuck someone like Donald Trump got elected, and wonder this without any irony. You sit here with smug bullshit priming your people for years to…

Found the defensive MAGA asshole

I like this because it reminds us that no matter how rich or successful a professional athlete might become they all started from the same place, being the children of rich, successful professional athletes.

Yeah, that was a very lucky landing, her butt lands on a collapsible part of the shelf (as opposed to, say, head first to the floor).

Pretty sure one game is for not using the NFLPA’s official ride sharing partner.

Rock and roll GOAT isn’t Elvis. He was talented and iconic, but his real gift was simply bringing “race” music to a broader white audience.

the Meryl Streep pic looks like Hillary Clinton, and even though she is a GOAT of sorts, it’s a little confusing.

If the ref sees a dive, they should confirm it on video replay, then red card the diver. That’s the only way this shit will end.

This is why people hate soccer.

Yeah, and he did all this after he had his leg amputated on the sideline from that horrific impact he endured a minute before. I tell ya, these soccer players are heroic.

Too much oil.

“and it’s 150 per cent that it’s not us”

“What’s the farthest you can drive on pure memory? Assume there are zero street signs and you just have to go off of where you’ve made it before. You could make it from DC to ______.”

I think Ronny Jackson is the official physician of the CSF team.

Exactly this. Beyond just a car, they’re selling a service. That service is convenience. And there are a lot of people willing to pay for convenience.

Have you ever been in a bathroom used only be a woman, let alone one with multiple women? They’re fucking disaster zones.

I hate Tom Wilson probably more than you do, but it’s hard to call him a “4th line” goon when his linemates are Kuznetsov and Ovechkin, he averages well over 16 minutes per night, and has 13 points in 18 playoff games. If not a “1st line goon” he’s at least ascended to “top 6 goon.”

Well it won’t be a Ford that’s for sure.

The great thing about DC sports talk radio is that tomorrow they’ll all briefly mention that the Caps are going to the Stanley Cup Final and then spend four full hours talking excitedly and arguing loudly about who’s most likely to start at left tackle in the Redskins’ second exhibition game this summer.