The nearest orthopedist.

“That’s a clown answer, bro.”

“Having great hitters only makes it harder to sacrifice bunt.” - Donny Baseball

Beautifully executed nipple Salchow.

She stated that she started to feel the costume falling apart, and “I prayed.”

We’re rebranding, Dan. We’re gonna be assholes now. Make Canada Great Again!

Which is also hilarious to me, because all of the frothing-at-the-mouth evangelicals that make up the majority of the “Christian right” don’t even believe that Catholics are “real” Christians and that they are going to hell because they aren’t “saved.” But, since she was being racists and affirming their own bigotry,…

“As someone once said, shut up and dribble.”

Polish blogs don’t have this problem!

“Challenge accepted!” -IOC

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Nah, c’mon. You both put up red sweaters. ITS OBVIOUSLY SWEDEN. No team or franchise of note is even close to those colors.

The contract is for three years and comes with plenty of Percs.

An appropriate homage to former Eagles coach Buddy Ryan’s 4'6" defense.

For people without a rooting interest: what would be the most entertaining way for the game to end? I’m thinking something like Pats lose in overtime on a horribly bad call. I’d be vastly entertained by the reactions to that.

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“Statistical erasure” would have been a more appropriate term, no doubt.

Service animals and emotional support animals are not the same.

Hopefully now you guys have a better understanding of why I broke up with her.

Congratulations on your 6.5 years!