“Also, where do we complain about Smoltz using irregardless.”

Crosby Stills Nash And The Rangers

Having a beard makes you look older and fatter. Being clean shaven makes you look younger and slimmer.

It creates a truly authentic NFL experience when the fans can get CTE as well.

Who the fuck keeps a bucket of ice on the dinner table. Are you Bruce fucking Wayne?

If I had to guess, too chunky to be coke. I’d bet it’s crushed percs. Plenty of access to them in a locker room.

Dude killed it at the annual company picnic sack-race

one man who spent $45 on bottled water at the game.

So Sean Spicer found a new job already. Cool.

FYI Stiggy, Dominica is complete different from the Dominican Republic. Punta Cana is in the Dominican Republic.

I get that conditions in the Dominican Republic are also not good but based on that Instagram I don’t think she knows that Punta Cana is not on the island of Dominica.

Seriously. Why the hell would I want to use Equifax for any purpose right now? Where else can you go to check if your information was compromised though?

Fans for sleeping...my younger sister started this with her 4 kids. Now, anytime they travel they have to either a) arrange for 5 fans to be in place ahead of time or b) tote box/ oscillating fans with them. It’s un-fucking-believable. Try negotiating with airlines to bring your fan or insisting the Mouse fill your…

When reached for a response Herman said: “He’s got me. I’ve got no defense.”

The NBC4 report wasn’t nearly as robust when I read it this morning as it is now; the report was two or three sentences when it was first published. It said nothing more than that he was arrested in connection with some kind of ticket scam.

Jesus, they never call traveling anymore.

You have multiple reasons to be ashamed of being man? I agree that this dude fucking sucks but it sounds like you got put in the “friend-zone” by one too many women.

You don’t know what the you’re talking about. There are colleagues in my field who would laugh you out of the room for believing such nonsense. I know you’re desperate for female companionship but damn. Grow and respect your pair.

I bet you only say that when being around women and I bet it doesn’t have the effect you wish it had.