Setting aside the fact that Brooks is a dipshit, I think he’s probably right that we should lower our expectations about any evidence of actual collusion materializing. If it existed, it would have come out by now along with everything else that has leaked. I think the best we can hope for is that Trump’s moronic and…

Yeah, Rizzo was outside the line until suddenly he wasn’t. You can literally see his path change drawn in the dirt where his foot dragged. Went completely out of the way to slam him and then had to fall back the other direction to land on the plate.

Rizzo pretty clearly didn’t deviate from his path here

“Rizzo pretty clearly didn’t deviate from his path here...”

Well he went to prison for kidnapping and sexual assault, so I imagine he’s pretty happy right about now.

Eat, sleep, train.

He’s also a star for the Canadian national team.

Officer: “Spell your name”

I am all for calling attention to the White Sox many inadequacies, but this happens to most teams once a week or so. This just seems cruel.

So Tiger was driving a $200,000 Mercedes Benzodiazepine?

Last night was Game 5

Since the level of Crosby hatred has reached critical mass, I honestly don’t know how many of the people who starred that comment realize it was sarcasm and how many thought I was actually advocating them suspending him 40+ games for having a water bottle slip out of his hand.

Yeah that bottle really interfered with play, didn’t it? Total game changer. This game is rigged, they should’ve won 5-0!

They throw catfish on the ice during play?

If this is your definition of a punch, then WAY worse than this is going on. As someone who played offensive line at the collegiate level - people will “get up” using various part of your body for leverage. You’re LUCKY if it’s just your helmeted head and not, say, your knee or ankle or junk. Fingers make a nice…

OH THE HUMANITY!!!! SUCH SAVAGE BLOWS FROM LITERALLY ONE INCH AWAY INTO A FACESHIELD WITH A FOAM PADDED GLOVE ON!!! HOW DID SUBBAN EVER GET UP FROM THISS?!?!?!??!

Looked like a guy who was fed up with Suban playing dirty. And proceeded to rub his nose in the fact that he’s the best in the world. By way of both scoring and literally rubbing his nose in the ice. Good for Crosby.

Worse than this goes on at the line of scrimmage on literally every single down in football. And I shudder to think what your take on raking in rugby would be. Contact sports involve contact, sometimes even a bit of excessive contact. I love you, Deadspin, but this is absolutely nothing.

That’s on the third base coach. Gave him the green blight.

Not that this was OK, but watching this at real speed makes the concussion angle look like a bit of a stretch. He was hardly pummeling him.