I’ll be honest, I’ve never even listened to a Cardi B song, and from the clips I’ve heard I probably wouldn’t be a fan, but I adore her philanthropy work. She’s one of the few celebrities who actually back up their social media solidarity with actual action that helps people.

I definitely still bang when I’ve got my period.

It seems like the pandemic is making everyone extra-thirsty.

Am I the only one who likes being an adult? Grown up fun is A Thing despite what pop culture tells us. I’m old enough to be comfortable in my skin, to cherish the women in my life and to work in ways that fulfill me. I wish young people weren’t told to despair/avoid the aging process.

I want my ashes mixed in with glitter and sprinkled from the ceiling onto the unsuspecting attendees while Kylie Minogue songs blast in the background.

He and the new wife are still together I think, and they have kids under 10. My guess is she’s there with the kids, but it’s just agreed that little ones don’t appear in famous people social media. 

Deep-pockets Chopra.

Exactly! My ex-husband and I are quarantining together because we can, and we have a 7-year old who is best served by having full access to both his parents right now. I work in the child welfare system so I KNOW this is NOT the case for many people, but it’s working for us and I am very grateful.

If you’re on good terms with an ex, and kids are involved, it’s not hard to wrap your head around it.

I remember Bruce and Demi bought neighbouring homes when they split so they could coparent relatively seamlessly. If they’re still in those homes I’m sure there’s plenty of space for privacy but also no real barriers to overcome moving between them. Seems nice, I wish as hanging with my sibs right now.

I was just telling my friend yesterday that self-isolating has made me so thankful that I left my ex-husband 5 years ago. Life with my boyfriend is not all sunshine and rainbows and too much bickering last week, but it wasn’t being trapped in a house with an emotionally abusive pothead. I checked the ex’s facebook…

Wherein I will always read his name as “Cotton Underwear” 

So this is essentially, “I‘m not a lawyer, but I play one on basic cable tv?”

5G is amplified by contrails. And it’s the means by which pedo sex rings communicate with their hub at Area 51. Not that Area 51, you sheep...the other one. The real one.

Uh who are your second and third favorites??

I must really be out of the loop, I’ve never heard of them..but maybe I’m not exclusive enough.

Give him another 3-4 years, the 10-year-old is destined to be terrible too (assuming he is not already, I haven’t watched KUWTK in about 2 years).

This seems way more generous than the severance packages usually offered by American companies - two months salary + PTO + health insurance until June? I mean, I know you guys love to hate on these women but they seem to be handling this better than a lot of other companies. How much did Univision pay former writers…

All of these people are terrible (except the 10 year old).

Wouldn’t be Jezebel if they weren’t being shady and comparing women because they both dated the same man at different times. Why bother using her name when you can reduce her to a bitchy descriptor that removes her autonomy?