Joan. LOVE is patient, LOVE is kind. Common, it’s like you’ve never watched a TV wedding.

Loved de Armas in Knives Out. The Ben-rebrand and slow pap walks wearing designer duds has really soured me. Stay the fuck home, you assholes.

They’re all terrible and insecure people, the end.

The fans could have been reststop employees? Or they could also be idiots like the rich brats they look up to? Who knows.

Wow, you really are that asshole. Ever been to Nova Scotia? These people likely all live on the same rural dirt road in the same middle of nowhere community where they’d have no contact with anyone else, other than this small group. Kind of stupid to do during a pandemic? Sure. Shaming them and calling them assholes…

In Canada it's all over the news about how this is the worst mass shooting since Polytechnique, and how this tragedy also started with domestic violence/violence towards women.

This is not true. I worked as an advocate for victims with the RCMP and the local women’s centre, and the Canadian justice system from police to prosecution is no better at believing and prosecuting abusers. I’ve sat through so many trials where defense attorneys rip apart victims and the judge allows it because she’s…

Well they're dead now so they can't spread it, feel better? Asshole.

Tom Brady has become... Florida man.

Hi, if you are going to report on this tragedy at least be accurate. “His girlfriend warned authorities that Wortman was driving an SUV modified to resemble a police cruiser and was probably dressed as an officer.” He was driving a modified police cruiser he had bought at an auction. He then switched to am SUV he…

Feels insensitive to turn the largest mass shooting in Canadian history into a joke about the Queen’s Birthday, especially considering it’s the only mention of it on this website. I know Jez isn’t news, you have your own problems in the US, you’re desensitized to mass shootings, etc. But this shooting, in the midst of…

Lol uhhhh no. There was cursing in the other (skinnier, lighter skinned) woman’s (Draya, because she also has a name) song. She was dancing to “Back That Azz Up” - go look up the lyrics and tell me how that's "radio-friendly". Diddy is full of shit.

They have ONE kid!! And Justin, for some of us normies parenting 24/7 is our every day. 

Wouldn’t be Jezebel if they weren’t being shady and comparing women because they both dated the same man at different times. Why bother using her name when you can reduce her to a bitchy descriptor that removes her autonomy?

We know girl paid for those Ivy Park x Adidas leggings, because there’s no way Beyonce sent her an orange box after her racist nonsense. Also Beyonce is team Normani, which anyone in their right mind should be.

Me: Oh it can’t be that bad...

I mean, Nick Viall is not wrong. Also, not the worst from the Bachelor universe.

She’s the irl Tahani.

Mmhmm. You can tell he hasn’t been getting as much attention as he wants lately because everyone is over his method acting schtick.

Yup. I’m one-drink or no-drink depending on my mood, but one guy at work (who drinks at work), got super weird about me not going for after work beers every week. He was so offended. I dgaf about other people drinking, but some people get so defensive about it when you don’t drink.