Patti seems like the kind of person that would share an aol email address with her husband, something like Jimandpattiu@aol.com. 

The last thing LaVar Ball needs is to be around more Suns that don’t play basketball well.

Referee Tony Weeks picks up a hooker. They’re on their way to the motel when she just can’t stop talking about how awesome her vagina is. They get to the room. She takes off her clothes.

“Was I ready to be a head coach? I don’t know.”

No, Freddie, it’s Was we ready to be a head coach? Us don’t know.

Lynch kinda tried to run him over with his Tesla.

Doesn’t seem like such a raw deal to me. In Mark Davis, Las Vegas certainly got bangs for their buck.

Isn’t that the same way he celebrated after he won Chopped?

I want to see that powertrain connected to this:

He’s wearing camouflage pants.

Few notes - 1) I am familiar with a child having a seizure, I experienced it first hand 2) I am not the only one commenting here, so I expect you to reply to all of them with several Fuck You’s (CAP and no cap) 3) Lastly, this Deadspin post is about the continued worship of Tebow, not the victim of the seizure.

[head explodes]