So 50 Cent, the guy who filled his driveway with borrowed cars from Steven Cohen (complete with their Greenwich Concours stickers on them) for his MTV Cribs episode and once told me in person that the “50" Edition Pontiac G8 GXP he was hawking was “modified with a Corvette engine,” is gonna save Top Gear? Right.

Did you mean to say: “Objection your honor: grandstanding!”

Can we have a moratorium on saying that something breaks physics when in reality it uses some serious theory and a liberal application of Green’s Function simply breaks our common misconceptions? Save that bombshell for when we discover the wedge that breaks supersymmetry.