It’s time to GET SCHWIFTY:

Are you sure that’s not Johnny Depp cosplaying as himself as Jack Sparrow? Because holy hell. I can’t really see a difference! Dude could totally replace Depp in a future movie as far as looks go.

Well thank God, the first game was a little too sunshine-and-roses for my tastes.

Oh yes, Platinum doesn’t really compare.

Jason. This review is phenomenal. One of the best things Kotaku has ever done. *slow clap*

Just can’t go to a cemetary and dig up graves. It’s dead...

Bush, for all his bumbling, had prior experience in government, came from a family of people with prior experience in the government and military, had a team of advisors (for good or ill) with years and years of not just government experience but Executive Branch experience. Not only is Trump utterly unprepared and…

So the actors actually have chemistry, and seem to enjoy each other’s company? Just further proof that we desperately need an animated series.

COMPLETE
UTTER
GARBAGE

It never left.

No, no one does. Everyone has stopped.

Embrace the dark side. Become the Roadhog you despise.

I enjoyed Battleborn myself. My best friend bought me a copy so we could play together. He preferred the MOBA elements to Overwatch’s shooter play style.

Battleborn is like Barb from Stranger Things. . and Overwatch is Will Byers. . .

Also, importantly, fuck this show. It’s bad, and they should feel bad.

The secret wars are like ten+ films that wouldn't work so well without the rights to the x-men and fantastic 4 villains

Why did your advertise your lazy thought processes? I’d be ashamed.