Armageddon something about all the bright flashing lights and sweeping quick pans made nauseous. Also the romantic subplot.

I remember when Lester Bangs defended the Talking Heads "even though they went to art school". Nowadays I feel your average punk rocker is a solidly upper middle-class vegan Grad student.

Is he going to be magical? Stephen King loves himself some Magical Negros…

How are lens flares going to help? Abrams is a hack.

I assume Mckesson and Booker discussed cause marketing and progressive branding. https://storify.com/DeployB…

He was okay, maybe over did it a little bit with the make-up and contacts. The movie itself was a mess. I don't blame him, but he couldn't save it.

The last one that comes to mind is Donnie Brasco. That he played well that is.

Its funny what made Depp cool in the 90s was the fact that he shunned all the conventional roles in action films and romantic comedies and mostly played eccentric oddballs, but now it feels like he takes those roles because he's really limited as an actor.

Has AV Club done a list of least essential celebrity blues bands?

Ellen should have him on her show. Donald Trump has no real political convictions, he's basically an empty vessel and only cares about fame. Ellen is more famous than say Paul Ryan, so she would probably be in a good position to influence him.

As I said, something terribly wrong with you.

If you recognize any act below the tenth line you have great eyes, but there's still something wrong with you

I don't think he should be fired, although I imagine if Hillary were president and some Fox News person said something like that about her they wouldn't find much sympathy here at the AV Club. Anyways that is pretty raw for network television. I'm surprised it got by the censors.

Agreed. I could see this getting some rotation on 120 Minutes, but it would never have been a massive hit.

Typical. Imagine Chuck Berry killing a song because he was afraid it would be too popular. Rock n Roll went from being party music to becoming unbearably earnest in the 90s, then it died. Well you can safely release this now, knowing it won't be a hit.

Well at least he didn't make Putin watch any of his own films. " Vlad this is where Jim Morrison absorbs the spirit of the Navajos"

If you ever want to be really pedantic insist on correcting people that it's actually "Eagles" and not "The Eagles". Be aware they may murder you and no jury will convict them, but you'll still be right.

Give him a break, he had to remember all the chords for his Hollywood Vampires show

Ah 2017, where the only exciting new music is old music.

The man doesn't even have a Tango and Cash to his credit.