As a Skins fan and an asshole I love this

“It’s never too early for a long term commitment to cousins.”

When you've had the kind of drought the Skins have had, there comes a time that even your Cousins start to look pretty good.

Skin Tags don't cost $20 million, Tom. If anything it'd probably be no more than a few hundred to get those little bastards off Kirk's neck.

White people who compare mild to moderate situations/annoyances to MLK’s struggle are the fucking worst.

NFL security requested that state police bring the balls to the stadium? And they did? Great use of taxpayer money.

The dead end was frustrating, because, as a fat feminist, I was hungry to find out who the original poster could be so I could then eat them.