But The Sun’s reporting paints a royal house in a bind: Does Andrew go to America to clear his name or does the royalty maintain its mystery? “It’s a difficult predicament,” the anonymous source said.

“Phil, your granddaughter in law Kate spent a millionpounds in a single shopping spree.”

Prince Philip is nearly 100, so it’s likely the royal dressing down started in high dudgeon, but quickly tapered off into rambling and meandering and finally petered out with pops snoring in his chair.

They were introduced by Ghislaine Maxwell. She is the socialite daughter of Robert Maxwell, who was a publishing magnate and former British MP.

Eh I think both can be true. Andrew’s extravagance has always been an issue. The appeal of having men like Epstein as friends wasn’t just the girls it granted him access to, but that he couldn’t live the lifestyle he wanted with on his own income/allowance/whatever and relied on billionaire friends to subsidize it. If…

Pedophiles and pederasts use code words, look for a reaction and then drop another hint to check.

Royals have always gravitated towards super rich people because it allows them to party in an extravagant way without spending public money. And Epstein had no shortage of famous and well connected people in his circle. Prince Andrew is the most well known royal he was friends with. But other royals knew him too,…

His problem was not being “too extravagant”, it’s hanging around with a rapist and possibly being a rapist himself. “Extravagance” is part of the job description for a royal.

Philip is outraged that he got caught. ”Simple life”, my arse.

Look at his hair--with his money, you would think he could manage a better weave or transplant. Why should we expect different with his concealer?

Well, the treasonous nitwit wasn’t always orange. Looks like he started changing color about the early 2000s - when tanning was A Thing and The Apprentice was starting up. If you miss tanning sessions but want to keep that “signature glow” (hork), you need to supplement with makeup. And artificial tanning makes you a…

Why wear suits 2 sizes too big or ties 4 inches too long? The man didn’t even know how to properly wear a waistcoat when he met the Queen. The oversized suits “make him look slimmer” and the ties “taller.” I’m sure he believes the orange makes him look healthier. There is literally no rationale to this man’s behavior.…

I like putting buttered bread crumbs on scrambled eggs using ground fried onions would be tremendous. Probably be great on top of mac n cheese cooked in the oven.

I just finished “Confidential Confidential” a book about - Confidential and how it’s existence paved the way for the enquirer et al.  Very interesting read that pairs well with this piece.

I read this, and the first thought I had is that you are being too hard on yourself.

The root of why so many people hate the media is that the role of journalism is to tell stories that don’t want to be told, that is, to get important facts out in the public domain that would be suppressed or missed otherwise. The problem is that human beings dislike being confronted with information that challenges…

Dear Disney: “On your left” scene with Pedro Pascal, Gina Carano, and Teen Yoda Puppet or GTFO

“I swear I said ‘uno’ before you did! This is bantha dung!”

I'm waiting for the inevitable Art of The Mandalorian book. I will buy it on release day to go with my other Art of books.

Gods, I loved that episode.

I could use more of Heavy Infantry Dude. But fortunately, even if we never see him again, if I know the EU, and I think I still do, Heavy Infantry Dude will have 9 books, a comic line, and a more detailed wikipedia page than any U.S. president by the end of 2021.