I saw her in The Audience on Broadway. When she came on stage in this outfit the theater was slayed. You’re in the presence of a legend, she’s dressed to the max, regal bearing; she absolutely owned the place. What a boss.

I love you Helen Mirren. I love you Helen Mirren. I love you Helen Mirren.

Gen X is the long suffering older sibling who just rolls their eyes and exhales deeply when Miley shows up at Thanksgiving with dreadlocks and demands to be called Cheyenne.

The necklace took me out. I mean damn. 

loyal servant: “if you touch the Queen, I’ll kill you!”

She is fucking timeless and amazing. Holy shit.

Don’t give in to boomer and Gen X pressure...

Tell that to my friend’s fiancee and his family....he is sitting in the hospital right this very second with a lung infection that won’t go away and is resisting all forms of antibiotic. He didn’t vape any blackmarket THC. He has been vaping, normally and legally for about 2 years.

It’s been a minute since Brad Pitt did anything that made me proud of him, but I’ll take this. He seems to be a genuinely nice person, once all the self-aggrandizing bullshit of celebrity is washed away. I went to school with one of his cousins and from all accounts their family is as functional as any in rural…

I still think Harry Potter’s broomstick toy was pretty good.  Glorified vibrator!

Yeah, that’s kind of a long-standing problem when it comes to children’s advertising, programming, and stuffed animals:

Notice how no one is trying to front by impersonating Ms. Diahann Carroll’s Dominique Deveraux - mind your place ladies (with your burnt ass champagne)!

Adults come up with these toys - presumably adults who have seen an erect phallus at some point in their lives. These have to go through multiple layers of review before they hit store shelves from conceptualization, through manufacturing, into marketing. Sure there may have been people involved who were only…

“Something is coming.”

The botox must be seeping into Kris’s head if she thinks she looks anything like the impossibly gorgeous Joan Collins

“Is it really true that men who pay sex workers think they literally own you and you have to do whatever they say?”

yeah, I remember reading The Good Earth and wondering why the main female character was looked down on because she had big feet (and then reading up on foot binding).

This is something I will never ever understand: The wearing and walking around in high heels.

The first thing I did when I retired from sex work was chuck every single pair of stilettos I owned into the goodwill box, because fuck high heels, fuck walking in them, fuck standing in them, fuck ball kicking in them, fuck them for ever.

And while studies have found that topical application of cannabidiol (CBD) gel does reduce joint swelling and spontaneous pain,