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Your do realize that not being attractive.outgoing enough to get laid is not something a person can change.

I saw her in The Audience on Broadway. When she came on stage in this outfit the theater was slayed. You’re in the presence of a legend, she’s dressed to the max, regal bearing; she absolutely owned the place. What a boss.

Found the incel.

It’s a real thing, you moron conspiracy theorist. It’s a deeply stupid, sad, pathetic thing, but it’s real.

Terrorist: “I’m doing this because I feel my religion/country/people are being repressed.”

This kid: “I couldn’t figure out tinder. “

I love you Helen Mirren. I love you Helen Mirren. I love you Helen Mirren.

Gen X is the long suffering older sibling who just rolls their eyes and exhales deeply when Miley shows up at Thanksgiving with dreadlocks and demands to be called Cheyenne.

The necklace took me out. I mean damn. 

loyal servant: “if you touch the Queen, I’ll kill you!”

She is fucking timeless and amazing. Holy shit.

Don’t give in to boomer and Gen X pressure...

Tell that to my friend’s fiancee and his family....he is sitting in the hospital right this very second with a lung infection that won’t go away and is resisting all forms of antibiotic. He didn’t vape any blackmarket THC. He has been vaping, normally and legally for about 2 years.

It’s been a minute since Brad Pitt did anything that made me proud of him, but I’ll take this. He seems to be a genuinely nice person, once all the self-aggrandizing bullshit of celebrity is washed away. I went to school with one of his cousins and from all accounts their family is as functional as any in rural

I still think Harry Potter’s broomstick toy was pretty good.  Glorified vibrator!

Yeah, that’s kind of a long-standing problem when it comes to children’s advertising, programming, and stuffed animals:

Notice how no one is trying to front by impersonating Ms. Diahann Carroll’s Dominique Deveraux - mind your place ladies (with your burnt ass champagne)!

Adults come up with these toys - presumably adults who have seen an erect phallus at some point in their lives. These have to go through multiple layers of review before they hit store shelves from conceptualization, through manufacturing, into marketing. Sure there may have been people involved who were only

“Something is coming.”

The botox must be seeping into Kris’s head if she thinks she looks anything like the impossibly gorgeous Joan Collins