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My biggest takeaway from Rogue One was why isn’t this guy a bigger star.

You know every time I hear the name Suki Waterhouse, I picture Anna Paquin. Which leads to mental images of naked Alexander Skarsgard. Which also leads to drinking before noon.

Only 50 quid! Total steal! HAVE SO MUCH FUN!

Billie you deserve all the love, peace, and happiness. Soak up that sun!

I get why people love Star Wars, but I am also happy that a story of actual women in the actual space program is doing better than it is right now.

Graduated early with her MRS.

LMAO I alllllways think of True Blood when Suki comes up in the rags. I’m like “why use her old TV show character name for this... OH DERP RIGHT.”

19-year-old wedding? Shouldn’t she be in school or something?

In general, the phenomenon of rich singers/performers grudgingly performing for richer people, for pay, is hilarious/vulgar/mostly hilarious. At any pay grade, you are still essentially a magician at a kid’s birthday party asking where you can change your clothes, even if you’re driving up in a really nice car.

Oh, Diego Luna is dating someone now? Excuse me while I have a cocktail before noon.

Anyone make a Lourd and Taylor joke yet?

well, he got paid to sing, at least.

He’s wearing a hat with a panda on it and didn’t bail when things got hard for her. I’m good with him.

I love Diego but he needs to quit the child bride thing, it gets old after a while.

Trump. Sorry! I couldn’t help it!

I have a hard time imagining how you could not feel skeevy doing much of anything for a Russian billionaire. Like, you know they got a good chunk of their money by fucking over their countrymen, even if you don’t know exactly how.

If I had at least $4 million to spend on my wedding, I would do something additional with my hair...

#wishfuldrinking

Mariah Carey and Elton John got paid $.2 million to sing to a Russian 19-year-old at her WEDDING this weekend in London at the Landmark Hotel.

Same. He’s not as hot as he was at his peak hotness (*fans self remembering late 90s Jude Law*), but I still would not miss him as smirking sexy Pope.