“I won the popular vote if you deduct the millions of people who voted illegally.”

First off, omg your dog is so cute. Second, I love those earrings. Third, your lipstick in on point! Get it, girl.

Her family, particularly her father, had pressured her to fabricate the story precisely because they were upset by Ramirez coming out as gay.

Miley and Liam are so cute together, I love that he embraces her kookiness.

Hopefully not like this. But I’m scared it will probably be like this.

Carol Brady is survived by 5 loved children and Jan.

You know what I’m thankful for?

Step 1 in delegitimizing real investigative reporting. He knows that smaller papers take note of what bigger papers cover and respond to. If he makes the NY Times seem like a tabloid he can then make the National Enquirer seem legit. Who knew you could be a dissident just by subscribing to a big newspaper (which I…

Candlestick salad, or candy dick salad?

I’m horrified.

I’ve dated guys Dwayne’s size, and I’m quite petite. You’d think it’d feel like that but it doesn’t. It’s more like being surrounded by a cozy man-cage.

A little trivia: Johnson is the first non-white Sexiest Man Alive since Denzel in 1996 and those two are the only two since this started in 1985 (or three, if you consider Keanu Reeves mixed race). I would agree that Johnson is pretty sexy, though I would think his lovers would be afraid of him crushing them.

Dwayne “I have a movie coming out and Disney put People up to this” Johnson. There.

Ah, our fine Arab friends at Al-El Burton! I remember them well. Waiting behind a large potted plant for the next Republican War of Conquest, I believe.

It’s like the Borgias, right down to the creepy daughter loving part.

I may or may not be familiar with the clearance process, I may or may not have been through the process of a top secret clearance. I hope they are refused (they won’t be).

Awesome.

Teens know. They can smell authoritarianism and they’re naturally averse to it.